How Peter was passing fire and water
Young Peter is telling to his father:
- Dear father, I can pass fire and water for you!
- It would be better if you could pass to the second form.
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Tommy, your composition about the kitten is the same as your brother word by word!
- Yes, sir, you see, we were writing about the same our kitten we have.
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A plane is flying through the big storm. Suddenly one engine stopped working and plane fell down into the sea. Captain of the plane says:
- Ladies and Gentelmen, please take it easy, listen to me now. Everybody should start swimming to a nearest island. And I am thankful for using the services of our company. I hope you enjoyed the flight.
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Billionaire comes to Africa for holidays. Hotel servant is bringing his stuff to the hotel. Suddenly he notices skies, ski boots and a pair of ski poles.
- Mister, I am sorry, but we never have snow here.
- Don’t worry, snow is comming tommorow 9 o’clock.
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Traveler enters a hotel and asks:
- How much is your rooms?
- 15$ on the second floor, 12$ on the third floor, 10$ on the fourth and 9$ on the top floor.
- I am sorry, but your hotel is too low for me to stay.
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Cannibal has been offered menu in ship’s restaurant. He says to waiter:
- You better bring me the list of the passengers.
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Correspondent of the sport magazine is on the business trip abroad watching football match. He’s reporting to his office:
- Match is over, result 0:0.
- Got it. What was the result after the first period?
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A knight got lost in the desert. He had nothing to eat and drink so got dead in two days. A lion approched the dead knight and said:
- Damn it! I sould always have a can opener with me!
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- Toto, please tell me, are there better pupils in the classroom than you?
- Yes, one. He can wiggle his airs!
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- Why are you reading so bad? Then I was your age, I could read fluently!- teacher says.
- Maybe you had a better teacher, - kid tells warmly.
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