Peter comes back home at 3:00 o’clock
Peter returns from school. His mother asks:
- Peter, what did father told you then you came back after party at 3:00 o’clock yeterday?
- Say it without swear-words?
- Sure!
- Nothing, then.
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How Peter was passing fire and water
Young Peter is telling to his father:
- Dear father, I can pass fire and water for you!
- It would be better if you could pass to the second form.
Peter is checking the system
Peter, programmer’s son, is going to the first form. Class teacher is telling:
- Kids, you must be silent during lessons, if you want to ask something, you have to raise your hand first.
Peter raises his hand immedeately. Teacher asks:
- Yes Peter, what do you want?
- Nothing, I am just checking the system.
Rude Peter In Class
One day Peter came to school, went to the class, took an ugly look to the teacher and then sat down to his desk.
Teacher told him to go out and come back like his father would
Peter went out, thought a little bit, then… Kicked in the doors and shouted “Hey toads, haven’t you waited for […]
