It’s late in the evening. Someone’s ringing at the door. Wife opens the door, - her husband programmer stands there. Drunk as a skunk. His jacket is torn to ribbons and dirty, having a bruise under his eye… He stands and says:
- Do you like my new “skin”?
Once programmer met a very nice girl. They chatted a bit, went to the cafe, got some drink… Programmer says:
- Hey, but how I will find you for the next date?
Girl wrote her phone number and gave to him. After two days programmer is looking at that number and thinking:
- It’s not the IP address, […]
The contest of the most beautiful women in the world is going on the internet. First place winner was awarded “Photoshop”.
What is the first thing you notice then you see a woman?
- Well, firstly hair, then eyes, lips, breast …
- Wow, you are so romantic.
- I am not, that’s because my internet is very bad and loads photos very slow …
Two mens are talking:
- Your son is growing so fast, what are you doing?
- I am just lifting the monitor for 5 cm every month.
If you need one hour to download a file, your internet connection will cut off after 59 minutes.
If your computer is working very slow, you should add more RAM to it. Visit our store this week and if you buy 1000MB of RAM, we’ll give you 24MB of RAM free!!!
Computer solves a lot of problems for you. It’s true. But you never had them until the computer was invented.
Programmer comes to the library and asks:
- Where’s the head of this library?
- In the archive.
- Extract it please.
Programmer is a person, who is solving a problem you never had in a way you would never understand.
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