Best Anecdotes

Blonde is visiting a shoe store. Saleswoman in the shoe store is asking:
- What kind of shoe size you are wearing?
- My shoe size is 36th, but I am feeling great with 37th, that’s why I always buy 38th myself. So please, bring me 38th size shoes, but a little bit bigger than 38th!

One great film star came to the hotel and was asked to fill out the form. She wrote her name, second name, year of birth, but stopped at the field “gender”, thought for a while and finally wrote: “blonde”.

If you think you are smarter than a blone, so why aren’t you wealthier?

Blonde is speaking with the technician of the computers and complaining:
- I’ve entered the password, but the computer does not understand me, it says “login incorrect”.
- What kind of password you’ve entered?
- Five stars.

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb, and one of them calls 911…
Blonde: “We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.”
Operator: “Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?”
Blonde: “Yes.”
Operator: “The power in the house in on?”
Blonde: “Of course.”
Operator: “And the switch is on?”
Blonde: “Yes, yes.”
Operator: “And the bulb still won’t light […]