Best Anecdotes

Q: Why does Chuck sleep in the light?!
A: Because the dark is afraid of Chuck!

A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The wife turns to her […]